Miscellaneous: Something smells fishy.

Something smells fishy.

By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 22:00

Today, the maid left a bottle of Febreze in my hotel room. Think she is trying to tell me something? FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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By Leanna - 10/04/2017 12:00

Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML

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That stinks

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 02:00

Today, I Febrezed my one remaining suit because I haven’t had a chance to go to the dry cleaners yet. I Febrezed it over the bed, so some got on the sheets. My girlfriend then got home and hit me in the head with a vase, because she thought the Febreze on the sheets was another woman’s perfume. FML

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By dirtyclothess - 02/05/2011 00:01

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 22:00

Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML

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By RinoaHeartilly - 28/11/2018 03:00

Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML

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By she won't see a therapist - 23/04/2016 04:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife's paranoia reached a new level. She spent a half hour fretting over the idea that one of the cleaning ladies at our hotel might have taken a used condom from our room and tried to get pregnant with it. FML

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By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

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Stinky

By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML

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Druu 53

Wednesday 19 April 2017 22:26

No, she just forgot her Febreze. Not everything is an implied insult.

neuronerd 28

Wednesday 19 April 2017 22:17

She probably just forgot and left it behind accidentally.

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Isa_fml 20

Thursday 20 April 2017 6:07

...no?

Micai 17

Thursday 20 April 2017 9:46

Implying as if Febreeze actually has any effect?

HeroZeroPlayer 22

Thursday 20 April 2017 10:23

Febreeze. Mandela effect.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 20 April 2017 10:31

Febreeze is the Mandela effect. The product is called Febreze. If that is what you meant I apologize but it doesn't look that way.

revolvearoundme 15

Thursday 20 April 2017 16:48

Maybe she saw what the last occupant did in the room and some things just don't wash out.

Manual_Manoosy 21

Thursday 20 April 2017 18:00

Duh

caggybandicoot 34

Friday 21 April 2017 12:23

That's quite a reach, she probably forgot it.

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Something smells fishy.

Same thing different taste

That stinks

Stinky

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