Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
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Not_ROFL 11
You sat on your own testicles?
Scubanaut 13
I'm missing the adventure in this situation?
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Not_ROFL 11
You sat on your own testicles?
Dmc169 9
I guess you could say that free balling it was pretty ballsy
8313girl 28
If you're getting detention, then you're too young time to be sitting on your balls
juan3611 14
This happens to me a lot :(
beef_weezle 13
Me too :(
MrGymnastic 12
#32 - I seriously wish I could double like comments lmfao. nice!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#1 and #22 have the same picture... Not sure why that fascinates me so much but I thought it was the same person and it's not...
britzy_03 19
Year 13s still get detention at my school...
CaptainSmith28 19
This is my favorite FML of all time. I laugh every time I read it.
thebiteof87 27
#75 year 13's????
psychocunt 20
#77 12th grade, seniors. (kindergarten being year one.)
ReiracsNeve 17
It happens far too often
Scubanaut 13
I'm missing the adventure in this situation?
OysterPearls 33
The wind whipping through his (pubic) hair, the feeling of freedom that man can only experience whilst his family jewels hang free of clothing and inhibition...
Melix 31
I love you #31 xD
blazingshot147 19
@31 Found the tumblr user!
buttcramp 21
Well OP you have two choices: explain to the teacher what actually happened or suffer through detention. Both outcomes will suck, but at least you have options.
ohSNAPyall 27
You were screwing around. You'll probably get detention either way; no need to embarrass yourself further by explaining.
Thunderstruck14 30
Its not screwing around to not wear underwear. Its his choice. Maybe his underwear makes him feel uncomfortable? Doesn't matter, his choice. He should have been more careful, yes, but it was an accident, a painful one, and the teacher shouldn't punish students for accidents. He didn't mean to squish his balls. He didn't do anything wrong to others. Yeah, maybe his scream was a pain to others' ears, but come on, have a little sympathy. He squished his balls for goodness sake! What a rude teacher. Handing out detentions like that. Teachers teach people. What does the teacher think hes/shes training pets?
cwl727 33
What is free balling?
ShadowNinja445 12
Not wearing underwear under your pants
warsun 27
When I guy wears no underwear under his pants/shorts I suppose
UnleashedKilla1 4
That's kinda cool how all three replies before me were in the same minute
martin8337 36
Going commando.
martin8337 36
Wearing boxers is the next best thing to freeballing.
ThomasBombadil 31
Similar to a when a woman doesn't wear a bra. Some guys feel the underwear "restricts" them.
why57why 21
It's when you don't wear underwear
EvilLittleMan 23
Ouch ! Bawling on the ground in pain. Well, tell us honestly, did you have a ball in detention?
grapefruit_hd 7
Haha what a puun
IllestRated 17
That's enough adventure for one day, don't you think?
whitehope123 14
Who sits on their balls? I'm seriously wondering if guys do that now…
tj4234 36
It is possible. It's more likely on a warm day I guess than a cold one (your balls go up and down depending on the temperature, a neat little trick we guys have). I imagine it's far more common when freeballing as your pants (or underwear if you are American) hold them in place..
onlychildFTW 34
You guys must have like massive balls. I've free balled before and never sat on mine. I didn't realize this was possible.
DaTerrier 7
ball 2!
EnoshimaJunko 9
That sucks balls, OP
False_Stupidity 42
If you're offering to kiss the OP's balls better, it might end up that way...
babygurll19 10
Those are so big balls :O
life_sucks225 13
No, OP probably has really saggy ones if they go down low enough to the point to where he can sit on them.