Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML
Locked in
Today, after getting home from the supermarket, I went to unlock the door so my dad could carry the groceries in. No matter how hard or how many different ways I tried, the lock wouldn't shift. My dad eventually grabbed the keys, twisted once, and after the door unlocked, called me an idiot. FML
Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
Healthy lifestyle influencer
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Restrictions
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
The real Zodiac killer?
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Top comments
emmingle 24
I have one of those. Mine is "****", though.
Sandsh8rk 36
Nice observation there, Captain Obvious.
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WorldWarAres 11
Maybe he's sending you a message. Just sayin.
Sandsh8rk 36
Nice observation there, Captain Obvious.
WorldWarAres 11
Please notice the "just saying" there bro.
babygurll19 10
Thanks Sher-"lock"
WorldWarAres 11
Now I feel like a dick and I'm gonna get a chorus of "yeah you are"
Adm_Twigs 19
not a chorus just a solo!
DaMann360 19
I made a VERY insulting comment two weeks ago and I still feel bad. I wish I could apologize to that person but I couldn't at the time because I got banned before I could and now it's too late for them to see it. You think you're a dick? At least you have a chance to make something right and apologize if thats the kind of person you are.
DocBastard 40
DaMann360 - It used to be that everyone here called everyone else idiots, twits, morons, and imbeciles. No one was insulted because everyone was, and everyone got over it just in time to insult the next guy. If anyone can truly be offended here, he doesn't deserve the internets.
Nyx_fml 23
#25 - Uhmmm... don't you have the chance to "make something right and apologize" too? You can send this person a PM, you know.
imbedderdenu 23
aw Op Im sorry. Thats rough. maybe Dad meant it in good fun?
Stazza11 27
Maybe it was his was of joking around with his daughter, either way hit the gym hard and show him you kick ass! :)
applebramble 22
Motivation baby
phillybob 4
Can't you change it?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yeah, but that's not the point. Her dad pretty much told her she needs to lose weight.
expectcriticism 13
then maybe op should lose some weight. at least it was the father instead of people at school or her friends, that might've made her feel worse. i was overweight before and my parents didn't say a thing but people at school did. now I wish my parents had been honest with me
Marley_000 14
I agree. That's not really mean of her dad. Now after every gym session, instead of going for unhealthy food which you ultimately will crave after working out, she will be reminded to eat healthy. What's so bad about that? Sometimes people just need encouragement.
phillybob 4
#27 yeah I thought of that after I posted the comment
emmingle 24
I have one of those. Mine is "****", though.
kaablam 17
Right after AAAA.
emilycb93 12
I'd honestly rather have my parents be brutally honest with me when it comes to my weight, if you're parents won't tell you when you're over the edge, who will? Even though it was harsh, there's a possibility he just cares and is trying to help you. Good luck!
Mauskau 36
My siblings and I do that with our parents. My father has poor health because he is so overweight and my mum doesn't have anything too bad.. yet.
eat_eat_eat 4
Thats true, its better to be honest then to beat around the bush. Whats so hard with telling the truth?
dmd316 9
That's incredibly rude of him. Parents are supposed to make you feel better about yourself, not take at down your self-esteem.
NWO666 15
So if you are fat, you rather have your parents say you are 'skinny?'
Adm_Twigs 19
and i suppose @7 you think the losers should still get trophies too?
parism143 28
18 is right, you don't have to be a complete cockslut about telling your kids they're overweight. My parents call me obese every single damn day even though I'm far from it ( I am overweight but only by about 10-20 pounds, not 200 ), and it has a worse impact on my emotional health than any other excruciating experience with being bullied in my lifetime. I'm trying to be healthier, just like OP is, but there's no need to utterly raze our self-confidence.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Whenever people say losers deserve trophies, I picture a kid getting a trophy that says, "Congratulations, you're a FAILURE! "
junkman6 22
Once again the double standard strikes, a parent trying to help their kid lose weight is being called a douche. "You can't hurt your kids feelings!" But then people say "parents are why kids are so bad nowadays!" Make up your minds, parents have to hurt some feelings and bruise some egos. Or else you end up with spoiled rotten idiots everywhere.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
If this is the only thing OP's dad has done to bring up her weight I don't think it's too bad. I know how she feels though, because I'm a perfectly normal weight and I'm also very active, and my parents CONSTANTLY say I'm fat and tell me to "eat better" (which I do). If it were just that they were concerned it wouldn't be as bad, but they constantly screw with me and say they're "kidding." They've been physically and verbally abusive my whole life, though, so I'm used to it, sadly.
dmd316 9
I'm not saying it shouldn't have been brought up, but there are much more tactful ways of doing so. It's one thing to let your child know you are concerned for their health, but it is an entirely different thing when they do it in a way like this. If your parenting involves bullying your child because of weight instead of helping them lose the weight in a healthy way, you aren't being a good parent. Instead of being passive aggressive, try taking them to a dietitian or the gym; be supportive for them.
JanisEvans 10
Ahh, another member of 'generation coddle'. *rolls eyes dramatically*
eat_eat_eat 4
But this way its kind of like a light hearted suggestion. And besides when did fat or skinny become an insult? I think unhealthy is worse.
Sandsh8rk 36
Don't let petty things like that bring you down OP! Keep working towards your goal :)
Bano360 25
If you're going to the gym, a good diet is extremely helpful.
hey_its_me_ 20
Hey, at least you're trying to do something about it.
gingerface81 16
Ouch, I'm sorry OP, just change the code if you can and keep your head held high because you're actually improving yourself by going to the gym or participating in a gym class, he's obviously not
Credibleskills 28
Buy him one and give him the combo, "utoo"