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Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)

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God gave you a receipt right?

But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)

#1 - On 12/07/2013 at 8:26pm by PrincessCastiel

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Don't let her bother you. I think natural imperfections are more attractive than fake plastic Barbie features.

#2 - On 12/07/2013 at 8:27pm by Welshite

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