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Today, I learned that Nyquil has such an amazing effect on me, that it won't even allow me to wake up to go to the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22557) - you deserved it (2301)

On 09/23/2012 at 1:03am - health - by Nyquilwtf - United States

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That wasn't NyQuil, that was tequila. You aren't the first victim, and you won't be the last.

#18 - On 09/23/2012 at 7:35am by DocBastard

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Well, at least you got a good nights sleep. By the time you get done washing your sheets and scrubbing your mattress, you will be tired enough to sleep without Niquil.

#8 - On 09/23/2012 at 7:05am by thiscrazything

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