Today, I learned that Nyquil has such an amazing effect on me, that it won't even allow me to wake up to go to the bathroom. FML
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Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I woke up with a nasty cough. My mother gave me cough syrup for it. After about 30 minutes, I was dizzy, nauseous, and high as a fucking kite. Turns out the cough syrup reacts badly with my prescription medications, making me even sicker than I already was. FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, my water pills are almost identical to my sleeping pills, so not only did I not get any sleep, I had to get up every 15-30 minutes to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I have an acute URI and acute bronchitis. The cough syrup works amazingly well to stop the coughing, but if I take the cough syrup it gives me insomnia. So I get to choose: do I want to spend all night coughing, or spend all night tossing and turning? FML
Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML
Today, I have to wake up in 3 hours for work, the medicine that should've made me sleep 8 hours straight failed and I woke up an hour later, not being able to sleep anymore. FML
Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML
Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML
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DocBastard 40
That wasn't NyQuil, that was tequila. You aren't the first victim, and you won't be the last.
FMLshark 12
No, 5. He woke up with the realization that NyQuil didn't allow him to wake up for his nightly pissing appointment, and was so irritated by this, he made an FML expressing his anger that his bathroom habits will never be the same again. ... Yeah, he wet the bed.
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Comments (95)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I know people who feed that to their kids to keep em from bouncing off the walls. Its a bad thing, but it pretty funny to see em drop like little flies and go into a deep slumber. Maybe when they get older, ill draw penises on their faces.
PipingMouse 14
I wonder if your a girl or a guy.
xxmollyxx 25
Why does it matter?
un1corns 15
Does it matter? Edit: Oops. Hadn't seen your comment 44.
PipingMouse 14
I was just curious. Guess it doesn't matter really.
cnorris31 2
Sipping on the sizzurp !
lidsthesquid 4
...What?
baconlover22 4
Ever seen that SNL skit with Chris Farley about the flu medicine, that described this FML perfectly LOL :D
xxjenn27xx 8
haha aw that sucks
jmacfan1 16
Did you take the full dose? If you did next time don't. All it takes is a tiny little bit and you'll be out for the count. Trust me. I know. I can't take the full dose of anything so a tiny bit and I am out.
TheGianaJinx 0
Fail is used way too often. Fail. See? That made my comment sound horrid.
DinoChicken 3
Looks like your in a "sh*tty" situation! :D
cartoonsrule 5
That has happened to me before to!!!!! I was so knocked out that i fell asleep in class the next day!
blahblahblah5_x 13
just make sure you don't drink before hand.. or eat for that matter..