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Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML


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On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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It must get hairy too, if you know what I mean.

All those dog hairs.

#5 - On 06/21/2012 at 2:41am by SkoomaKi

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Did you wink and say yes?

#3 - On 06/21/2012 at 2:41am by therealslim

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