Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML

by fingerhut / 03/03/2012 at 3:27am / United States (California) / Health

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  • That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.

    #1 - On 03/03/2012 at 6:21am by ThatGuyRory

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  • Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used

    #2 - On 03/03/2012 at 6:22am by roafteth

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