Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Keep it together
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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BWill9014 4
That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor
RainbowHeadache 2
I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.
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Comments (327)
ipwnallmen 10
ouch.
theaws0m3guy 4
Ouch indeed. Great comment. I'm proud of you! :)
Reign_fml 3
don't feel bad op, there have been more emberassing injurys, my sister once pulled a muscle in her forehead when she sneezed.
VinegarStrokes 0
39 that's ******* hilarious!! I had no idea that was even remotely possible!!! LOL! OP I commend you for the amount of effort you must have put into removing your bra beneath your shirt to have dislocated your collar bone. BUT, you most definitely deserve it because after a short amount of time I'm sure you realized you should've stopped trying before you injured yourself... Lol...
Badshah29 6
yah but, wow your bones are weak!
CareFace 16
Badsha, I definitely want you so bad. That skeletor physique gets me right off. You're so strong.
Veraymix 6
Don't be lazy now, and do it normally.
zinoxity 23
I ask myself, did you succeed, OP?
geeksaresexy 18
Some one I used to work with slipped a disk sneezing he also gave himself a concussion on his till draw somehow. #45 a dislocation is not the same as a break. They are not caused by weak bones.
Badshah29 6
umm, weak joint then?
ReptarRAWR23 0
What's with you and weak? who are you hulk hogan?
angelpies 0
probably got the picture off of google images.
nerdfighteria 7
I knew someone who broke his leg while playing Guitar Hero . . .
Badshah29 6
whats with all of you being jealous of my body? if u cant get it urself then learn to stfu
OceanBreathesSal 5
badshah, you're too cocky. Get the **** off.
Badshah29 6
make me, bitchface
MetalBoi 0
lol..
Jayrs93 11
badshah everyone one of ur comments has been thumbed down great job lol
GunnarG9 0
I bet that was hot ;)
monkeybanana 7
hehe I can do that :)
Rawr_means_love3 0
203, Teehee :) your bunny has a mustache :D
OceanBreathesSal 5
254- yes. yes it does haha
alsnyder12 0
Stop talking.
woosah 16
why is everyone going after 45 and thumbing him down bc he said she had weak bones (even though a dislocation isn't quite the same thing) but when 63 says it she gets thumbed up? sometimes I hate the whole thumb up/down thing. it doesn't matter what anyone says it'll always get a thumbs down for something... whether it's grammar or just thumbing down bc someone else already did. I don't know if I like having the option to give a thumbs up or down!
pman590 8
just.. why..?!
CaptainObviouss 0
What do you mean. Pulling that off is the biggest accomplishement a woman can do... besides not ever leaving a kitchen of course.
whippymcdumb4zs 0
Because you touch yourself at night!
dizzaymizlizzay 11
for sex. Or sometimes when you're at home to let the girls out to be more comfortable.
btnhdude 0
"just... why..?" i hate when someone tries to sound like this.
volley4eva1698 0
146-just...why..?!
greg84_fml 21
Why not! I'm gay and even I can see the reasons for practicing this.
SNL 2
it's really easy I can't believe she couldn't do this
soapbar 0
why would u try that?
Kefka91 15
Obviously practicing for stripper school... Duh!
JeralynBoox3 0
i take my bra off without removing my shirt && nothing has ever happened to me . i'm just fine . she either tried too* hard or has really weak bones
Bofopio 0
oh u soooooooo naughty 63.
chickunkey 0
not weak bones, loose bone sockets.
IloveyouJon 11
I do it all the time, it's not hard.
geeksaresexy 18
I sleep in the top I wore during the day so it makes no sense to take my top off to take my bra off and then put my top back on. I don't know how you'd hurt yourself doing this.. I really really don't..
Emster689 0
I am gonna assume your a guy, and it's not very hard to do...
2cacrawf 0
it's also not that hard to just take the shirt off
Jimmyd0t 0
119-you is dirty :3
geeksaresexy 18
Why am I dirty?
afdude87 6
because you sleep in dirty clothes? :/
geeksaresexy 18
Because no one else in the world does that? What is the point in putting a clean top on when you're not clean anyway? It's not like I wear the same top the next day!
JeralynBoox3 0
how am i naughty 77 ? xD
mahomie97 7
damnn this chick be trippen haha wow it's not that hard to take off a bra without taking off ur shirt off!:/
tweetbaby14 18
well, that's how I changed into my swimsuit when I was in gym. some people just aren't comfortable with showing others their bodies like that, 3, and with that uncomfortable-ness come "weird" ways to change/ remove clothing.
YDI__Bitch 0
damn girl... what size you be???
charlybarly 0
this has nothing to do with op's post ..
cherrybitches 6
how the world do you do that
chlorinegreen 27
it must take some serious talent
LaughinStock 16
30 your pic is way to cute
lulututu 4
Undo back hooks. Pull bra out through front. Its not rocket science. Its really easy but I guess op is just dumb.
daltyboy 0
79, he's talking bout the cohlar bone
geeksaresexy 18
#79 what about the shoulder straps? Or do you always wear a strapless bra?
IloveyouJon 11
120- the straps slide off when you pull it.
TheWickedOne 0
120, you just take one strap off out through your shirt sleeve and pull the whole bra out the other one. I do this all the time, it's simple.
geeksaresexy 18
I meant #79 hadn't said anything about shoulder straps. She just said 'undo back, pull out front' see, no shoulder straps mentioned. I'm well aware of how I get my straps off I was just wondering about #79
bubblegum9000 3
it isnt that hard, i do it all the time
iEatGuppies 0
your obviously a guy. its pretty easy!
spider63 0
just wow........sigh
theaws0m3guy 4
...really carefully!
missy_lynn012 0
I do it all the time. op one arm at a time.
tac2300 0
sounds like she has awesome boobs lol
angeljewlz 7
easy peasy! slide your hands up the back of your shirt, unhook your bra, pull out one strap through sleeve, then pull it all the way through your other sleeve (:
rdvfyubuyg 1
cherrybitchea my friend said the I'm busy you're ugly have a nice day to her ex boyfriend O.O
MissSunshinexox 0
why
LaughinStock 16
whats with the crazy ass question marks normal ones could've done the job
ThaBeasty01 5
umm .. how did you get those ?
Riya2595 15
it's in the app store called Emoji.
MissSunshinexox 0
but normals ones are boring
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Stfu 6
Carebear423 0
Eo52
thepaisan532 3
its raining here cats and dogs lit me up yea? ©
SabyLuvsYuu 1
sftu 88
00SPRANGER00 0
pics or it didn't happen (;
BWill9014 4
That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor
camartinez23 0
:) haha
mahomie97 7
haha good one:)
looraa_fml 0
Pretty sure you can't dislocate your collarbone. I call bullshit on this one
Stupend0us 7
Google kt
Stupend0us 7
Practicing to be a stripper?
rattusrattus 19
Most bras are horrifically uncomfortable. In the privacy of ones own home, many women take off their bras without removing their shirts... god knows how you do that to your collarbone whilst removing said bra though. OP, make an account and explain please! :D
geeksaresexy 18
Most women who find their bra uncomfortable are wearing the wrong size.. They shouldn't be horrendously uncomfortable if you're wearing the right one.
IloveyouJon 11
Women who buy wired bras are always complaining how uncomfortable the wires can be.
geeksaresexy 18
I wear wired bras, so do most people I know. The only ones who complain are the ones who wear the wrong size.. I know when mine start to annoy me I need to get measured again. Around 75% of UK women are wearing the wrong size bra dunno about in the US though.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#121 I'm so small-chested that any bra is uncomfortable for me. I don't need a bra to "hold me up", so the only purpose a bra can serve to me is to hide any "nipple-ing." All they do, really, is squeeze my ribcage in a really, really uncomfortable manner. Bras are evil.
geeksaresexy 18
If your bra is squeezing your ribcage you probably need a bigger back size.. In all seriousness when was the last time you had a bra fitting? You should get one every 6 months or so.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#214 I tried an AA cup and it was too big. I don't need a bigger size. The last time I had a fitting was years ago, but considering an AA cup was too big, well...It seems that an AAA cup is the size for me.
nerdsgetmehot 23
And my ribcage is only 30", so...I don't think I'm wearing a band size that's too small for me.
geeksaresexy 18
30 inches or you wear a 30 back?
nerdsgetmehot 23
My bust measurement is 31" and my under-bust is 30". I've been wearing a 32 band size, though...
Creamysweeps 5
lol sorry I just lolled. at like how NERDSgermehot and GEEKSaresexy r having a conversation about bras.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#226 Ladynerds and ladygeeks have boobs too.
geeksaresexy 18
You should be wearing a 34AA or AAA if you're 30" under bust I'm 29" and I have to wear a 34 I also JUST noticed a second ago about the names, I lol'd .. BTW nerds.. what's your cats name? He/She looks just like my Charlie!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Good to know! I'm probably a 34AAA since AA cup is too big. :( My cat's name is Benjamin. :)
geeksaresexy 18
Oh also, if you have trouble with the band digging in go for the widest band you can find. I have a total nightmare every time I need a bra! The range of standard bra sizes most shops stock is crap, big boobs = granny bras and small boobs = kids bras. Don't people who are like a B/C cup annoy you when they complain about the size of their boobs? I just think I would kill to have those! God forbid I need a strapless bra for something!
tweetbaby14 18
depending on where you go, not all bigger sizes are granny bras lol. better places have more normal bras. I'm a 32DD( it sucks and is extremely hard to find) and I now have to go to a completely different store than normal because I hated all the granny bras they had and because all the back sizes were huge. if you live in the US try J.C. Penny's they have normal looking bras for a bunch of sizes. and C is the perfect size not suffocating-you-in-your-sleep big or "too small".
geeksaresexy 18
I'm in the UK and I'm a 34FF.. Unless I wanna pay £50+ it's granny bras
nerdsgetmehot 23
#290 I'm the opposite! Unless I want to pay $50 or more, it's little girls' bras (training bras) for me. :P
geeksaresexy 18
It's shit isn't it? If you're at either extreme there's nothing out there! I'm gonna try and learn how to make bras, it has to be cheaper than buying them... If you're a nice mid-range size you can get packs of 2 or 3 bras for £10-15 ($16-24) here, if not £50 a bra.. Last time I went bra shopping I noticed we're just starting to get a better range of small sizes so I'm hoping we might get some bigger sizes too! Not that that's helpful to you when you're in the US but there is hope!! lol
kkins 0
ow how on earth did you manage to do that?