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Today, I found out that it's extremely difficult to take a dump while holding a cup under your ass for a lab specimen. I also found out that you get so nervous that you can actually forget to lock the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27749) - you deserved it (5380)

On 01/19/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Lebanon

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F the life of the person that walked in on you and witnessed their own personal live version of "One Guy, One Cup."

#18 - On 01/19/2011 at 11:00am by perdix

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Next time just take a dump, and take a spoon to fill your cup. Or wacth 2girls1cup, they will teach you how to fill a cup.

#3 - On 01/19/2011 at 10:09am by Ranora

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