That's what you get for trying to bilk a company out of extra peripherals. I assume they include them for your cup of coffee that you're paying them for and generally don't want to pay to subsidize your home coffee...

When you're paying $5 for 50 cents worth of coffee, trying to get sweetener packets worth 1 or 2 cents each, it's not clear who's doing the bilking. "Stealing" sweeteners this way is hardly the perfect crime!

Problems, problems.

Have you never been to a Starbucks before? When you order sweeteners, they always put them into the drink. If you want to add your own, you do so at the cream/sugar stand.

If you can afford to get Starbucks delivered, you can afford sugar. It's like $2 for 4 lbs. Come on now.

Like, go to the store

Killer coffee! And I don't mean that in the good sense. Also, Killer Coffee would suck as a rock band name.

They're onto you - hope you didn't drink it.