Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML
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Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML
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pattayarick 8
Well, you're at least 21, so you weren't born yesterday. You must just be stupid.
goreajek 13
You deserve it. if you can't bring alcohol into any building, or food and drinks to the movies, what would make you think you could bring alcohol to a concert?
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Comments (119)
DocBastard 38
Everyone knows that you can't bring your own drinks to a concert, unless you're either 12 or incredibly stupid. So which are you?
grovervac3000 15
I'm 12 and even I knew that...
Kingbreezy04 10
You have to be 12. I didn't know they let you drink at a Justin Bieber concert.
WhisperSoflty 20
I'm gonna go with YDI on this one. I've been to many concerts/large sale events at various venues, and it's always made clear that outside food and drink aren't allowed, and the only time they would deny someone entry or kick someone out because of that policy would be if that person put up a fight over it. Just throw the freaking beer away next time.
WhisperSoflty 20
Well, shit. *scale not sale
panicsdisaster 17
Rookie move. That's what's camel backs are for.
greenie213 23
Last time I was at a concert, a fat chick got kicked out for taking off her shirt and climbing on the stage. It was epic.
Ellenpop 15
Cool story, bro.
Catkam623 27
If a hot chick did it, bet you they'd have let her stay.
j3ebrules 13
That's pretty standard and seriously who brings their own bottle of beer. You're an idiot.
cgguardian 17
Either you were breaking the law by drinking underage, or you're just very stupid. Remember, if you want some cheer, don't bring your own beer!
melkymac101 17
I wonder what concert it was
caligirllife 11
What idiot doesn't know that you can't bring your own food/drinks to venues?
GoodLookingGeese 10
Let's check if you hun know WHY you can't?
farewellthebeast 8
The lesson here kids is if you spent $75 to get kicked out for your property you bought an own you better fight the security thus at least making the kick out worth it.
SolanumX 6
Yeah, I really get a lot out of having the living shit beaten out of me by multiple people that are hired because they have formidable musculature (and could have potentially brought martial art or two to the fight).
KiddNYC1O 20
That made very little sense, #27!
farewellthebeast 8
Not sure how it made very little sense, the thought behind it is if your gonna get kicked out at least give me a better reason then for your drink and fight them. Also for the guy above we don't know how big this guy is or anything for an example he could be a professional fighter he won't get beat up more then likely however he might also still, but at least he would've went out fighting. Cause that's the 'mercian way to do it
SillyGirl4602 23
I think the lesson here is don't be and idiot by trying to bring your own drink to a concert. I have never been to a venue where they allow you to bring your own alcohol. Op should have just gone to the concert and enjoyed it. One bottle of beer isn't worth getting kicked out for.
serisu 16
OP is a chick...