You OK up there?

hurtsmyears - - United States

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML
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xlord 27

Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

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bubo_fml 10

Better than; "Sure thing my Darling, I'd love to tweeze my taint, just for you!"

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IslandLove 0

Haha sounds like he knows how ta party! U should join him n stop being so stressed(;

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loopsy_fml 14

Or does he live alone (duh duh duuuuuhhhh)

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aririkadoto 0

Hahaha omg thts wack an for people who say he was on the phone who the hell tells someone to trim their nose hairs over the phone XD

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caranina 15

fck him , see if that will shut him up . aha jk , but next time he does that scream something retarded back .

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atomicbaboon 0

As long as you have nose hair, you're never alone.

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dayschape420 0

And you never thought to call the cops? Maybe there's a masked bandit upstairs trying to shave his nose hair

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andthepennydrops 6

maybe he was on the phone

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