Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
"****" is vile? I'm sure there are some FML commenters here who could show her what vile language really is.
Comet_Candy 23
I'm sorry, but I don't believe you ever forced her mouth open and manipulated her vocal chords. FYL, OP.
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Comments (58)
zoegirl_455 30
Wow op what are you going to do with your newfound power to control what people say?
awkwardloveannie 28
when she's not pissed, maybe she will lift the grounding?
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Impossible. You can't lift the ground.
Popopor 3
Mom logic.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
It's that time of the month
worldclassrager 41
I think she needs to not blame you for things like that...
Rozay333 36
FYL. Sorry that your mom was being such a jerk OP. Hopefully she'll calm down and apologize.
JoseIsAdork 31
id hate to know how she would react if she had screamed out anything else. ×_× sorry about your luck op, hopefully your mom will calm down and tell you that you're no longer grounded. at least you cared enough to ask her if she was OK and tried to find out what was wrong.
olpally 33
**** you too, mom. Jesus :/
MrJayshemar 3
how are you on here if you are grounded. or did this happen in the past
Sharky353 3
Just act like nothing happened. Who knows what unfortunate thing happened to her that day. Forgive her. You can see her mistake but you can't see her remorse.