By Anonymous - United States
Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
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  SammieJoeG  |  7

The best way I've found to get rid of them is to start breathing really heavily into the receiver and whisper in a creepy voice "I like to watch" they hang up pretty quickly but trying to sell them your couch works equally well. Or if the ask the popular question "are you happy with your phone service?" reply with "no, no I'm not. Half way through a conversation it just..." then hang up.

  nalia18  |  8

no no no all of you are wrong. you tell them you see them or say " i get a bonner everytime we talk" it especially works wen its a girl talking. very very affective

  iSitt  |  0

I once gave ten bucks to a police charity telemark. they sold my number to other groups and my phone rang several times a day for years. I turned off the ringer and only responded to the answering machine.