Capitalism and Work: Worker rise up!

Worker rise up!

By Username - 04/08/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

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Friday 5 August 2011 1:33

welcome to the real world

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Friday 5 August 2011 1:36

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Comments

itsalanis 25

Friday 5 August 2011 1:40

stand up for yourself. maybe things will be different when you do.

Mysanitywins 10

Friday 5 August 2011 2:07

Do that, or get fired.

truthinlies 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:33

Both work

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 5 August 2011 1:41

Have a break, have a kit kat! :D

WCARlover 34

Friday 5 August 2011 1:48

This seems to be the beginning of "Horrible Bosses"...best of luck to ya

izzabella43 0

Friday 5 August 2011 5:05

yeah okay, rebecca black

WCARlover 34

Friday 5 August 2011 11:18

Are you saying I look like her? Cause I definitely don't, and by the amount of thumbs downs you got, I'd say others agree. But thanks for that input.

JPdance 5

Friday 5 August 2011 1:50

Look for a new job ?

jonn090 13

Friday 5 August 2011 1:50

Unleash your inner beast

number0 8

Friday 5 August 2011 10:31

That's what she said

mike410 0

Friday 5 August 2011 1:55

Sounds like your his bitch, that's your own fault...

supimnyancat 9

Friday 5 August 2011 1:57

When I'm home alone, I pretend to be a carrot.

Mysanitywins 10

Friday 5 August 2011 2:09

I enjoy my corner, why thank you.

onthetoilet 3

Friday 5 August 2011 2:01

Sucks to be you

avanth 2

Friday 5 August 2011 2:03

I so laughed

himynameischeese 6

Friday 5 August 2011 2:03

Welcome to realatity

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