Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML
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Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!!
FunWriter20 0
Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.
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Frisbee_fml 0
The most stoned I have EVER been was off weed-brownies. A friend of mine made them and you could barely taste the difference. I was working the till that day... And I had to go home to my folks afterwards... it was bad! I smoke weed casually, but nothing has ever got me as baked as brownies...
jew_fml 0
HAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA lmaooooo
Bloodrush 0
How could that be an FML.....you were stoned out of your mind....
justmeagirl 0
Drugs are bad, don't do drugs ;)
prophet19 0
fake
nocturnal_crazy 1
Don't food unless you what it is.
Newtons_Cradle 0
lol 73. actually, that happened to a teacher at my school a few years back. and yeah, YLIF. but at least the people who interviewed you will remember you. that's always something. :)
gridiron3 0
lol
PISSINMYASS 0
your friends a stoner, haha, tough luck dude
woahcomments 0
LMFAO this is the first one i've laughed out loud over in a while :P