Winter is coming

By Yellow an - 26/01/2015 22:19 - United States

Today, all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman, who has been continuously saying, "It feels like we're dating. Doesn't it feel like we're dating?" Ugh. No, no it doesn't. And please don't kill me. FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47

Why would you say she's "very nice" and then ask that she doesn't kill you? Be reasonable.

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tony1891 22

at least she could keep you warm while you're stuck inside.

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collinchildress 12

OP, just for clarification, who is this ugly robust woman, and why and where are you stuck with her?

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MrConcise 34

Honey Boo Boo's mom, and because he thought living was worth going through the real-life version of Misery.

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Joshawott 21

"Not really, considering that I'm gay and all" Something like that shoots them straight right away.

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calamityjanedoe 2

C'mon, OP. You were indoors with a nice but unattractive woman. The end. No need to be a drama queen.

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limabeans101029 20

I see you failed to mention the continuous "it feels like we're dating" part. That bit sounds rather annoying

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BDA_fml 5

Toothless isn't always a bad thing!

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billboob 21

Toothless you say! Break out the gummy bears! You'll be in heaven!

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Spadoinkle 10

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious. I hope you can get out of there soon, OP. Good luck.

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azarel88 11

Bro. run and keep running. don't stop til you know the beast no longer has your scent.

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verysmarmy 11

What is it with all the 'snowed in' FMLs recently? Is the US experiencing a problem snow-wise at the moment.

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KenielX 7

Currently, the Northeastern United States is having a huge snowstorm, which is why there's a lot of snowed in FMLs. ^^

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