Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML
Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, I called a pest control company to ask them to come over to my place to help get rid of rats. The person on the phone told me to "be a man and stop acting like a girl". I'm a woman. FML
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bubbles1286 1
Yeah, no kidding of course she was. Harassment lawsuit!!
justme21 0
Well I think if she asked for help i dont think she wanted that kind of help
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Comments (126)
romain1975 0
Sweet!!!!!!!! hahahaha
Cerauno 0
Who the hell assumes somebody struggling with boxes wants them to pull up their underwear? Would you pull up a male stranger's pants?
Sweets_wtc 0
Nice one lol i bet the look on her face was priceless :p
jpest17 5
I'm a guy and the same thing would have crossed my mind, but I don't think he or she will get any trouble out of this it's an honest mistake... at least i hope he or she wil.
Thunderbender 2
No This is definatley a YDI. I dont care if her pants were at her ankles, I'm not touchin a woman down there with out thinking twice ... or three times Sexual Harrassment is a bitch.
kp1994 0
OK, a normal person would see that she's having trouble with the boxes and would help her out with that, and not her falling pantyhose. But hey, we're all human.
gigi2009 0
what is wrong with you??!
LemonMan 0
Win
hofinished 0
Hahahah FML for being on this site on New Years But FML.
FlyingTigers 0
it's common sense that she wanted help with the boxes. if a guys pants were falling down and he was carrying heavy boxes and he asked you to help him, you wouldn't pull his pants up you would grab the boxes.