Love, Embarrassing and Health: Impressive

Impressive

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By wowimdumb - 30/01/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

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By authorsubmit - 04/05/2012 12:49 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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BoredOne 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

She must have giggled because she was so impressed by your ability to squeal.

Fuck34 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

Bad things happen when you show off. I'm surprised that's all that happened...it could have been worse.

Comments

emorockerownage 9

Monday 23 March 2009 16:11

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sarahalyssa_fml 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 2:13

well he should NOT have picked up heavy weights unless he was ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that he could lift them.

fluorescentadole_fml 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:55

lol, you say "own" a lot

skullcandifiedDJ 5

Friday 28 October 2011 22:27

at least she knows that you're a funny guy...

Fuck34 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

Bad things happen when you show off. I'm surprised that's all that happened...it could have been worse.

Mr_Serious 6

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

dont try and show off unless you know you can handle it, serves you right

Jaywin 3

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

At least she was looking at you? I don't know, I'm just trying to find some positives in this situation for you.

plum_lovin 28

Saturday 29 June 2013 21:21

At least he got her to giggle..

BoredOne 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

She must have giggled because she was so impressed by your ability to squeal.

Jimboom 11

Monday 23 March 2009 16:21

You never just drop heavy weights on the ground. Even if your trying to not look like the clumsy ass you are. What if somebodies foot had been there? Or they had bounces and rolled onto someone's hand? Still. This FML did make me smile. Karma is and always will be a byatch!