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scared shitless This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Who goes there?

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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southernbelle_rn 16

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

RedPillSucks 33

Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?

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thatonetribute 31

He was going to the ministry of magic!

Time to get Sam and Dean in there.

**** THAT, MY BOSS WOULD BE GETTING A VOICEMAIL ABOUT HOW I QUIT, WHILE I'M ON MY WAY OUT OF THE DOOR!