Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
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diraven 15
Get a cat sitter who knows how to use a toilet
RichardPencil 32
What kind of protest? #CatLivesMatter or #MeowToo?
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RichardPencil 32
What kind of protest? #CatLivesMatter or #MeowToo?
Marcella1016 32
WE DEMAND CUDDLES! #RightMEOW!
diraven 15
Get a cat sitter who knows how to use a toilet
coius 23
I have a cat, and when I came back from a psychiatric hospital due to an OD on painkillers (my back has been permanently injured with nerve damage between discs), my cat was mad at me. He’s a daddy’s boy so to speak as he runs when anyone he doesn’t know comes in the house, but has bonded so much with me he gets separation anxiety. My wife reminds me that I had to apologize to him because when I got out, he wouldn’t go near me until I told him I’m sorry and gave him some kitty treats. He’s not a destructive cat, but I’ve known that in the absence of a preferred person, cats will get stressed out. Dogs are the same way, had two cocker spaniels that destroyed stuff if we left and they weren’t baby-gated into the kitchen. Next time you need to leave, try putting a blanket or old pillow with your scent for them. It helps them feel re-assured. Since animals have no concept of time, they can freak out when extended uncertainty hits them.