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randa This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Where is this kid now?

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

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omg what a little smart ass!

BURRRRN some calories.

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you need to show authority! smack the ********. parents these days are too easy on their kids, that's why more and more of them are going off the rails

Apparently your parents didn't use the word their.

brandon4321 0

pwned,

What does "pwned" mean?!?

#56- "Pwned" is a corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned." Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned." It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent.

56 I looked it up and it said "to powerfully own someone".

56 I looked it up and it said "to powerfully own someone".

haha u just got owned bitch!?

I voted both. FYL for having such a crappy child but YDI because you didn't discipline him. Give the little bastard a fat lip.

blackmanfh 2

ha! that is all...

he said so is your weight so doesn't that mean your weight is dropping? dropping=losing..?

thats what i thought....

no he meant his/her weight is getting out of hand like what OP originally said about his behavior

Probably

maybe he meant your weight is dropping too?? idk. probably not but hey you had it coming (just a little) <3 haha

How the hell did he have it coming? HE is the adult. HE is the parent. Enough said.

Nice to see a fellow Saudi here :D

Is this news to you op? Why do people insist on whining when people call them fat? It's not like they're saying something you're not aware of and if you don't think other people notice then maybe you need brought back to reality..

I don't think the issue is the OP's weight. The issue is that her child was disrespectful to her. Talk about missing the point!