Fat and Kids: Where is this kid now?

Where is this kid now?

By randa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 118

You deserved it 16 936

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ChantelRenaeee 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:54

omg what a little smart ass!

Doortje 29

Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:55

BURRRRN some calories.

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ktkay 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 17:51

ohhhh booom roasted

thefreestylers 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:10

Ha! Awkward.

99_gsx 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:24

not raising your kids to respect you. You deserve it.

lextheplex 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:29

so your weight is dropping and it's getting out of hand?? anorexia is not funny at all..

SLWatcher_fml 1

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:30

Awesome parenting skills.

scilla_ 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:36

kids these days :)

kcluna 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:37

smack him!!! lol

braveblade74 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:41

Beat him with a sock full of oranges.

anniekay123 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:48

is he saying that to the "grades are dropping" ? cuz if so that would just be a compliment lmao

Lady_Blaze 7

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:53

Your response: "I knew I should have gotten that abortion." Let the psychological abuse begin! (this is why should never breed)

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