Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
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Smallworld_fml 0
Yeah they are known for moving when alive.
dyingstart 0
Heyyyy your kitty gave you a present! Make sure you pat it on the head and say good job for being a good hunter. Well, it may not have been a dead rat, but at least your kitty's heart was in the right place.
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Comments (87)
levicki 0
hi
Yatta_fml 0
This type of thing happens all the time... What's the big deal? A few months ago my cat brought a rat in one night and we lost it in the house and then we had a repeat performance the very next night. Sucks that it's in your house but whatever, not an FML.
nirvan5a 1
damn, Moises are hard to catch.
Zakky_Ketchup 0
What.
kiwigirl95 0
all the cat was trying to do was make a contribution to the family. you feed him every day, so he feels bad and brings something of his own to help. a cat doesnt understand that people think rats are gross.
yaktazuki 0
#4 took the words right out of my mouth.
alwaysalady 0
Bubonic plague, here it comes!
wilberp3 2
That's disgusting
icertainlysuck 0
Go to Home Depot and get a rat trap. Very Simple solution
Alexgoesfml 3
SO WHAT?! It's a rat, get over it.
anniebananie 3
Rats belong outdoors, not in your house!
onlycusimbored 0
You belong in the house
anniebananie 3
I am in my house, actually. :)
chinCHILLaOUT 0
Rats can get huge. they have been known to kill medium sized dogs and plenty of cats. not fun i tell you.
amy_shmamy 0
....anndddd???