Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
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Smallworld_fml 0
Yeah they are known for moving when alive.
dyingstart 0
Heyyyy your kitty gave you a present! Make sure you pat it on the head and say good job for being a good hunter. Well, it may not have been a dead rat, but at least your kitty's heart was in the right place.
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Smallworld_fml 0
Yeah they are known for moving when alive.
JamesEast 0
I'm sure you'll find it again. Kitty probably thought you were ungrateful of the gift and hid it somewhere. Enjoy!
dyingstart 0
Heyyyy your kitty gave you a present! Make sure you pat it on the head and say good job for being a good hunter. Well, it may not have been a dead rat, but at least your kitty's heart was in the right place.
privatee 0
thats why you get it out yourself
Young_Catherine 0
This is why I don't let my cats outside. And the fact that if I do, they will get eaten by a raccoon or coyote. But still...
UncombedCoconut 0
Remind me why the cat is yours but the clean-up job is your dad's... especially if you're old enough for FML to be age-appropriate. Oh, right, because FML's default text has been Bowdlerized lately and that makes it G-rated...
WomanMonster 0
This is why my kitteh is an inside kitteh. and Rats aren't scary or gross I have 2 of them...
AlphaKennyGuy 0
kitteh?
ebwaef 0
YAY I have rats too!
Smiley_Alexa 2
Wild rats are ******* scary and gross. They live out on the streets so who knows what diseases they may have. Pet rats are much safer.
i_luv_dogs 10
Pet rats are nice but street rats are gross and carry diseases. Think before you comment. I agree with 82 on this one.
soccergirl15_fml 0
Cats are bitches.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
_You_ are a bitch. :)
natsumosam92 0
Just think of your cat as a superhero that takes care of criminals.
cucumberfabulous 7
Hahahahaha I'm going to think of that next time my cat kills something..
i_luv_dogs 10
Lol
car6435 0
thats why I had a dog
CeeCee_fml 16
You never heard of a dog bringing in dead, chewed up birds?