Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of my friend’s apartment to surprise her. It opened, and an angry stranger shouted, “Who are you?” at me. I then realized I was on the wrong floor of the building. My friend still doesn’t know I almost barged in on her neighbor, because I'm too embarrassed to tell her. FML
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TEAZO 0
oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.
summer_spell 0
what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.
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Comments (183)
xxHaley2011xx 8
He probably knew where her apartment was. But if some random dude answers he might of thought that he accidentally got the room numbers confused or something and was at the wrong apartment. Either way, I hope you dumped her.
ashyash90 8
Sounds like a set up. Or she's reeeaaallly stupid to let the dude she's cheating with answer the door and call out to him in loving tones like in a damn movie or something. OR maybe he's the real bf and ur the dude she's cheating on him with. Who knows. Either way she's dumb
torch433 1
ouch srry bout tht man FYL
Nursehanee 1
She doesnt deserve even an inch of your time,attention and Love! Some else deserves it! :)
kazria_kitty 3
ouch.... thats just harsh
IDrinkRiceMilk 3
Dude, I want to just hug you so much right now.... I'm sorry that happened to you. It sounds like you deserve way better than that. :(
Shadowvoid 33
Well i guess she surprised you too
Hawaii84 16
I hope you told him that she is cheating on him with you. Maybe he didn't know and would dump her cheating ass.
A1CPENA 11
Man i feel for u bro happens to alot of us usually not that extreme lol
bigbadwolf078 4
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