Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of my friend’s apartment to surprise her. It opened, and an angry stranger shouted, “Who are you?” at me. I then realized I was on the wrong floor of the building. My friend still doesn’t know I almost barged in on her neighbor, because I'm too embarrassed to tell her. FML
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TEAZO 0
oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.
summer_spell 0
what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.
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Comments (183)
Neko9000 11
I would have said to the gentle man exuse me and crush then throw the objects you got her and said **** you u heartless bitch
fudgified525 8
How do you know that isn't like her brother or something?
sc3ptical 30
#168, who the hell calls their brother 'baby'?!
rocker_chick23 27
Uh...#168: Normal people don't call male family members baby.
nekofrau 7
Hey if he's good looking then its fine I guess? Even you think so.
truecommenter 7
kill her
That_Loner_Kid 7
Hit that guy in the mouth then beat him with flowers
Sam_A16_ 6
That really sucks sorry about that OP. Hope you find someone better because you don't deserve that! No one does.
fantasyworld 39
She's a cheating *****.
Leumas1999 3
that's when you say "your New ex-boyfriend, *****!"
fantasyworld 39
I'm sorry, she sucks.
daemonsparta 16
why did she have her side man Ander the door? she's not only a cheater she's a stupid one