Today, my dad has decided to that as a New Year's resolution, he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. FML
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Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML
Today, my dad decided I was too hairy and taught me to shave. This would be a great bonding experience if I weren't a girl. FML
Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
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Top comments
FMLKitten 15
Just wait till next year. Then it will be no pants AND underwear.
PenguinBitch 44
Well duh, he doesn't want his pants to catch on fire from all those fireworks being lit up in the house.
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Comments (55)
1dvs_bstd 41
Pantless daddy. FYL
Ozuru 11
Don't worry, it's not like people stick with theirs.
rasta76 9
its cool OP, everybody trying to have their own trend abd happens to tarzan.
dan_in_wi 12
lookin like a fool, with his pants on the ground!
poccocurantes 7
Banana hammocks and mesh shirts.
SmittyJA24 26
Happy Nude Year!!
zessica101 5
that sucks...seeing youre dad halfnaked.. i hope you don't have visters
perdix 31
His real resolution was to get all of the mooching freeloaders to move out of his house. The semi-nudity is just a tactic to accomplish the strategic goal.
toblasc0sauce 5
I'm positive I wouldn't be laughing if it was my dad, but at least it seems like your dad has a good sense of humor!
DutchBasterd 15
jingle balls, jingle balls...