Cops and Love: What's going on?

What's going on?

By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 929

You deserved it 6 446

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 137

You deserved it 41 000

By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 749

You deserved it 38 838

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 038

You deserved it 3 329

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 978

You deserved it 54 839

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 201

You deserved it 3 564

By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 445

You deserved it 65 698

By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 881

You deserved it 30 724

Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 267

You deserved it 43 719

Cool your boots

By AmberKCole - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 613

You deserved it 101 436

By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 308

You deserved it 15 432

untoldfame 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:06

didja wave at least?

fashionlover 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:09

haha thats rly funny but better than him being with another girl right?

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Sanderwesterweld 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 7:33

Dont date thugz. Ha

runormal 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:59

Prolly just a public intoxication not big deal

jaimesmiles 0

Friday 24 July 2009 6:07

lol and how does she deserve it? wow idiots

canadadry113 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:51

i hope the OP comes back and tells us why he was there...

GiannaxRevenge 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:44

This was written so well. Lulz. I'd pay ******' money to see your reaction and his reaction. PRICELESS.

MarineGirl21 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 19:56

BAHAHA!!!

iarediana 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 8:08

HAHAAHAHAHAA ! XD

WhyworldWhy 0

Monday 21 September 2009 5:08

Oh well...you gonna wait for him?

sheltielov3r 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 6:45

LMFAO i actually laughed out loud... well that is just sad. you picked a real winner =)

deedacia 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 4:57

Haha...thats so funny. I bet you wish you werent dating a scumbag...

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What's going on?

Same thing different taste

Never cross the streams

Cool your boots

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