Today, I went to the store for a warranty claim on my prescription glasses due to little spots that had appeared on the lenses, covering both. It took 2 seconds for the employee to determine that it was hairspray. FML
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Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Today, at work, my manager thought I needed to be showed how to use Windex. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
Today, I rushed to urgent care after suddenly developing a dark spot in the vision of one of my eyes. Long story short, I paid $110 for the doctor to remove an eyelash. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
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perdix 29
Why would they sell you glasses with hairspray on them? Hahaha, I mean, certainly, you don't use hair spray and are dumb enough to blame them for your . . . oh. Do you want a cookie? I've been told we're supposed to be nice to you people and not use the R-word anymore.
brittyboo123 35
Never thought to clean your glasses huh OP?
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Comments (101)
Pleonasm 35
"I know I'll get my warranty claim for these glasses I obviously haven't even tried to clean yet." Some people need their hands held for them because they are completely unable to figure anything out on their own.
DocBastard 38
So what you're saying is that some people are blathering, drooling imbeciles? Hm. I hadn't noticed.
HowieDoIt 21
Who of thunk people were this dumb and incompetent?
lionheart822 13
Doc Bastard, I don't know if anyone has said this yet but your profile pic looks like a creepy killer if you don't magnify it. Don't get me wrong, it looks pretty cool though lol.
Pleonasm 35
It's easier for you, Doc, you just get to give them the wrong medical advice and know that you've ended them.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Ydi for putting hair spray on while wearing your glasses!
SqueakyChipmunk 21
I hate hairspray. Its hard to get it completely off my glasses.
Neonemerld 21
Take your glasses off before you spray your hair. Problem solved.
AllThingsBright_ 11
You didn't try cleaning them before you went? "When I clean them, they're fine. But every time I do my hair they appear again!"
kzai 16
I don't know about you guys, but I like to try and clean my glasses before I go to drastic measures!
The_Thinker 18
So you really can't do without those glasses, huh?
kiraleann 16
You know those little alcohol wipes they usually give you with your prescription (or if they don't give them they usually try to sell them to you)? Yeah, they have those for a reason.
The_Big_Boss 20
Whyyyyy? How can people be this stupid?
doodlecloud 26
YDI, but to be fair, I bet he realised so quickly because he gets this all the time. I'm sure you're not the worst he's dealt with.
vbmg152 18
I never use hairspray while wearing my glasses. Even though, I'm blind without them, I put them in the case while putting on makeup, hair products etc.. That was a real smart move, OP! Maybe you're a little "special"! No R word here. Lol!!