Intimacy: What ARE you doing? - FML

What ARE you doing?

By grounded - 03/01/2010 16:40 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML

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trishay 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 23:36

I caught my brother watching kim possible ****. you aren't alone lol

bballpg021xx 5

Sunday 3 January 2010 23:20

lovely

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mad_hatter0666 22

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:01

lol!!!!!!

whoisthisgirl 4

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:12

I want that link. just sayin

Pink_Lightening 1

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:09

He was just poke-curious.

flufferheadfool 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 4:03

cookies if you went to look up pokemon with genitals :D

TheUnhappyMouse 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:17

umm tmi?

Kingspin 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:08

"I'm not sure why," And for this, I blame you.

togepii 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:25

high five!! lol jk that kinda gross

adrielrao 3

Friday 3 June 2011 8:33

guys calm down it was probably a diglett

chocolatewhite 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 5:59

no more pokehentai 4 u

mmcd88841 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:33

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