Intimacy: Watcha doin'?

Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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Saturday 17 October 2009 0:14

What do you mean "mostly naked?" You're a dude! A woman can be topless OR bottomless and call that "mostly naked," with men, it's all or nothing. What? Did you have just one ball hanging out?

danis_fml 12

Friday 16 October 2009 23:18

you probably bore her to death because solitaire isn't really that fun either

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xoconnie 8

Saturday 17 October 2009 1:32

sorryyy but solitaire is awesomee. and maybe ur just not sexy enough (; ahhhaa!

alexandriababyy 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 5:37

perdix made my day

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 8:31

You were "putting on a show for her?" Dude, put away the muppets and just screw her already. Unless of course we're talking Kermit on Miss Piggy action...