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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Wanking yourself to death
Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!
iliketurdles 7
Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..
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Comments (85)
ericownz101 0
wtf is skins??
squirell_AIDS69 0
Take it easy next time and don't be ripping your schlong off in the process.
mrahhhhh 21
YDI for not realizing that vigorous exercise can sometimes involve 2 balls, not just one.
weissesengel 0
hahaha nice!
DocBastard 40
Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!
mw2beastsniper 0
the game , you lost
NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0
Lol... FTW
RedPillSucks 33
He's gonna have an arm like popeye after this exercise workout.
aford15 1
bahahahahah.
Screwie 25
Don't consider the idea of not stopping by to comment, that'll give the FML comments even less decent comments to enjoy reading. /creeped on your profile, Doc
scarecrow96797 2
did you jerk off so hard that you punched yourself in the nuts?
RedPillSucks 33
and squirtled on his face.
SirEBC 7
Happens to me daily.
talktomandybaby 8
tmi..............TMI
mea_iloveskiing 26
I love skins =)
RyNo24 4
ydi fatty
mintcar 10
So much for the health benefits of masturbation, eh?
IneffableLullaby 13
Tell me, is that the most exercise you've gotten recently, OP? Better luck next time!