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Wanking yourself to death

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

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Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

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that's dangerous. I wonder what will happen if you have sex hahaha

Bahahaaa Trueee

Hahahahahahahahha I actually laughed at this FML. :/

freak... YDI, obviously

unorthodoxnj 0

epic fail

ydi for being to weak

sucks to have asthma

awe sex should be interesting then.

Wow...didn't know that was possible

ericow-- just the best show ever. thats why the americans doin their a US version. why dont ya check it out.

mountvernon 0

is it a guy or chick???