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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
France 🌶️ Spicy
Wanking yourself to death
Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!
iliketurdles 7
Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..
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Comments (85)
xdust 4
you deserve it for having asthma
Gary1 0
Lonley much?
ollio412 0
Solid work lol
ladiiie_dreamer 0
hahaha datz funniie..
deviant96 2
Learn how to spell. And thanks for pointing out the obvious
lexthetrex 0
hahahahaha(:
The_Bassist 0
47 FTW!
Teah9 6
that sucks... a lot
bazyx187 0
sounds like someone needs to lay off the excessive masturbation IMO
HellOnWheels357 11
did it go limp on you? or get hard at the wrong time? sorry, i'm just trying to understand why you went through so much trouble to punish your penis... poor thing.
Lysergic 0
I just spit coffee all over myself LOOOOL