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Wanking yourself to death

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

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What would you say to the family at the funeral? "Ohhh... Im so sorry he/she had to go this way. So young! But yet so lonely, and not so innocent..."

hmcginnis2017 0

O wow.. R u for real

rainydayz133 6

Can't believe my two favorite things are mixing; Skins and FML. ******* amazing.

That's disgusting

You must be doing a good job then.