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Wanking yourself to death

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

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Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

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dude come on dont listen to these okes, wank as much as you want. i have a GF and i still do it everytime she turns her back... its a mans way of saying f*&# you world (just dont rip your tolly off) it is possible im telling you now!!!

I'm sorry man... that's just too funny...

what the hell?

kaylakins11 0

Uhmm, ewwwww!

haha fail dude

fk up lmfao

well then stop being nasty and you'll be healthy!

fuckedupsummer 0

haha, fail

why would you THINK of posting his shit, are you some kind of sad attention seeker?