Up it goes

By 0stvn0 - 16/03/2012 01:18 - Canada

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Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
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YourBuddyElmo 5

On the bright side....nope, nothing's coming to me.

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glittercookies 12

It's worth it. You're being responsible and safe.

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zach8771 3

Oh god it hurts just thinking about it, good luck bud

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EffYoLife 14

Yeah I had a catheter once and it was super painful...and I'm a girl! Fyl

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bigtaytay 13

Ask to be sedated

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teresedanielle 2

It may suck, but it's better to be safe and be tested. Good for you :-)

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Jetmech1981 1

You should try the old school "Ream-N-Scream". When I was 18, I decided to get checked to be on the safe side. At that time, they shoved a q-tip into your urethra and acted like they were mixing cake batter with a wooden spoon. Easily the 2nd most excruciating pain I've ever felt. #1 pain was taking a 48" bungee cord straight to the ol' beanbag, hook first, from full extension. Lemme tell ya, that kind of pain will make you see God.

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bewitchngu 5

It's what you get for not using protection. Idiot.

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vbmg152 18

That's what you get!!!! Enjoy!!! YDI!!!

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ContradictionsAw 4

I had an STD presentation from a nurse practitioner and she said they don't do that anymore.

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