Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer gave me hell because a high-spec game he bought wouldn't run on his ancient Windows XP PC. I ended up having to profusely apologize and refund him. Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right" should probably be shot, run over by a bus, then shot a few more times. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, a very rude older woman came in wanting to buy her first laptop. After a full hour showing her laptops and all the stuff you can do with them, she decided she didn’t want one. As a bonus, she told my manager, “He’s not very good at his job, is he?” Walk toward the light, you grave-dodging old bag. FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, I got written up for filing a complaint against IT for unplugging my computer while I was on my lunch break. I found out because one of my workmates warned me. I work with a computer so old, it takes about 40 minutes to get it running. The company refuses to update the equipment, because "it's unnecessary." FML
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML
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Lilsbills 15
My grandma wouldn't have understood either probably vut trying to get you fired was rude
SS99_fml 20
You mean you can't run Crysis on Windows 98?...huh...I have some reevaluating to do
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Comments (88)
olpally 33
What an idiot. Wow. The boss should side with you anyways. Customers are assholes.
scourgeroxs 4
Scamming?! That is just crazy. He needed a newer update of windows to get the game. How is that a scam.
False_Stupidity 42
If he's still running windows 98 the hardware is probably as old as Moses and needed updating too.
RedPillSucks 33
Since this is a new millenium, you can convince him to upgrade to Windows Millenium. When he comes back to complain, convince him that he can't do anything without upgrading from Windows Millenium, to Windows Vista. Make sure he's dropping the $200 for each upgrade. Then mention that things will go much faster if he gets a new computer.
MrBoredomioo 18
So I CANT play Skyrim on my NES?
IHaveNoKoolAid 10
This is why I can only hope I never work in retail.
reymon8823 24
Old people man...they just don't know lol
cheesebond 29
Did he try turning to off then back o. Again?
caden_bro 9
He should try wumbo.
redmnky21 8
Asians are cheep...
aLiYaaH_fml 17
Was he old :o
Inked0803 12
Everyone is stubborn but old people especially