Intimacy: Uncanny

Uncanny

By Weezylover - 26/05/2009 08:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital. My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, says "It's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

I agree, your life sucks 669

You deserved it 2 523

By Noname - 10/03/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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You deserved it 61 368

By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 4 022

But there's panic on the streets of Carlisle

By Panek - 07/10/2021 23:01

Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 227

You deserved it 162

Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 034

You deserved it 440

By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 295

You deserved it 10 132

By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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You deserved it 2 921

Bad parenting

By Anonymous - 19/06/2024 21:00

Today, we got back from our second honeymoon and went to pick the kids up from my mom's. Surprisingly, they were both sat quietly watching TV. Half jokingly, I asked my mom what her secret was. Without even a guilty pause she told me, "Benadryl for chesty coughs in their juice. You're welcome." FML

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You deserved it 112

Happy together

By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 02:00

Today, I finally reached the age where me just being alive annoys my wife. She asked me during a movie if I “have to breathe like that because it’s so damn annoying.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 846

You deserved it 178

Freaked out

By allergyface - 16/12/2009 03:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 628

You deserved it 2 485

Fawq37 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:04

im a big fan of people who write first when they weren't even first haha good work #2

bitterpill1 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:07

wow #2 go to hell we can all see that your NOT 1st... and even if you were no one gives a ****. hahahahhahahaha YDI for climaxing like an asthma attack

Comments

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:15

NOT FIRST! if you wanna shut her up stick your **** in her mouth

Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:17

Bwahaha, the OP's name is perfect. Do you really like Lil' Wayne, or is that what you call your wife?

xxguitarfreakxx 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:18

you know, i think full grown men that make asthma sounding noises are extreeeemely sexy ;) hahaha call me @2. fail

darkblue_13 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:25

well heavy breathing is pretty hot.... is that the kind of noises you mean?

fretforyerlatte 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:28

15, i'm guessing it's more like wheezing. hahhaha.

dirtyrubes 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:29

Next time she mutes the TV, start laughing and explain that it sounds like her in bed. Wait... that's not right.

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:34

#11 has it right

poolshark 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:37

Maybe *wheeze* you should *wheeze* try using *wheeze* an inhaler *wheeze* before vigorous activity. There's nothing hotter than adding a few inhaler puffs to foreplay...