Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying, "That's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML
Today, I finally got my big TV debut. After thousand of dollars in acting classes and years of waiting to become a professional actress, I got featured in a commercial. I will be rubbing toilet paper against my face for all of four seconds. Hurray, fame! FML
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
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ugh_a_lug 7
welcome to the acting world. ;D enjoy
gigi2009 0
at least you know how to grab some ass :)
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cometpdx 0
Slap her ass and have her grab your face 14 times. Wait, what?
redrovaa 0
Marry me?
karebear_22 0
lol!!! congrats on getting the role at least??
Mustardnight 3
I loled total win
Tigg3r 3
ROFL!!! XD I can so see this!! Well atleast it wasn't a punch or as stated above, your happy sacks. I thought slapping was fake? Eh, what'cha gonna do.
tellmetwice 0
I am personally involved with at least four shows a year. I've been assigned to slap three guys in my four years of High School. People do not understand how hard it is to stage slap without it looking fake. It's honestly a lot easier to slap somebody for real who doesn't know how to. It's more convincing. As for the ass grabbing, you need to try and catch up with this girl later to "practice" the scene. You're supposed to be a bad boy right? Why not become the character inside and out like a true actor should? Good luck with your part, and hopefully your next one won't involve too much bodily harm!
seanchai 0
perhaps he's not a Method actor
_TheSmallThings_ 0
Its not nice to grab womens asses like that maybe thats why she slapped you so much...has anyone else noticed like the 4 other recents from this guy?? HE IS A FAKE
teiso_fml 0
I'd rather be slapped several times than be groped by someone who isn't a significant other several times.
nyc718 0
YDI for being a "bloody wanker"
nikkers 0
You had to act being a bad boy urgh!
Tikal_fml 0
Or you a man or a mouse? At least everybody knows you can grab ass and can take 14 slaps in a row. :P