Transportation, Cars and Accident: Two in one - FML

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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Karma?

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 17:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML

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By therosalina - 01/10/2018 10:30 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 21:50 - Puerto Rico - Arecibo

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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c_wyld 21

Monday 16 February 2015 23:54

Now crash your Uncles car into your Aunts car.

drayloon 50

Monday 16 February 2015 23:55

I don't think you're getting a car as a graduation gift anymore...

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CharlieM78 9

Tuesday 17 February 2015 1:01

Lmao wow I literally laughed out loud. Sucks to be you. Sorry

jjmack34 15

Tuesday 17 February 2015 1:08

Don't crash your bike into your siblings...

ndnpride88 25

Tuesday 17 February 2015 1:19

Ouch no car for you in the future

newyearstandup 13

Tuesday 17 February 2015 1:32

Haha don't worry OP. I did this when I was 18. It happens... Just learn from it ;)

gobiteme2 34

Tuesday 17 February 2015 1:56

Depending on what country you live in the pedal to the left or right of accelerator is called a brake. You can use it anytime without penalty Try it next time before you hit another car.

brand125 17

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:13

depending on the country they live (in this case, state) there may be winter weather conditions, where theres a thing called ice. harding to stop, ya know.

Liyuesigs 8

Tuesday 17 February 2015 2:15

The cars want valentine time. Not your fault.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 17 February 2015 3:20

what if both cars under same insurance...

ILikeBigButts_ 12

Tuesday 17 February 2015 3:22

At least it wasn't your dads car, oh wait, nvm

cassiebucaro99 12

Tuesday 17 February 2015 4:02

Sounds like you accidentally ****** up

willliamfriend 18

Tuesday 17 February 2015 4:25

One question. How?

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