Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML
Today, I woke up to my roommate screaming. Turns out, I had sleepwalked into her bed during the night. I don’t remember anything, but apparently I told her, “Shhh, don’t mention the ducks” before laying down next to her and fell asleep. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML
Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
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Shoemaster 0
well you did sleep with him ;)
v1kt4r 13
wow, i heard sleepwalking is usually with subconscious intent, OP y do u subconsciously want to sleep in your house-mates bed
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Comments (47)
2Bpencil 0
it may be awesome to have a threesome, especially if he is handsome.
Mikki_Mik 0
uhh. disturbing
Senken_ 0
call him an asshole and set fire to his paints >:U no really, set fire to the assholes pants. while he's wearing them. I hope he goes commando
minenotyours 0
hahaha! that's hilarious! lol atleast the boyfriend has a sense of humor ;)
rachelliz 1
haha. that's funny :)
superbabies 0
Get some!
bobjoefredsky 0
wow he's a loser
spadesghost 1
well if OPs a girl it could be all kinds of disturbing, but i sort of think the guy has a decent sense of humour, although he could sure be more sensitive to someone elses problems (sleepwalking) on the other hand, who knows what happened if you were unconscious? as previously stated its possible they both had their way with you .. that would sure suck .. even if you had wanted it, you wouldn't remember any of it. and if you didn't ... eeesh.
pwns_ur_madre 0
Technically he did if you fell asleep, lol.
COCOPUFF3663 0
I agree wit # 8