Intimacy, Embarrassing and Wanker: Twang

Twang

By Anonymous - 14/04/2022 02:00

Today, I snapped my banjo string while vigorously masturbating. I was so ashamed, I told the doctor I did it during sex, but I could tell they didn’t believe me. I want to curl up and die but that hurts my stitches, so I guess I’ll have to lie flat on my back and die instead. FML

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Thursday 14 April 2022 3:27

Condolences for your pain. Masturbation shouldn't cause injury. You should consult your doctor about how to prevent this in the future. They have undoubtedly seen weirder shit.