Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, I got so self-conscious about weight gain that I got paranoid about how much my Castle Crashers character was eating to heal. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
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misspulkadot24 17
You have a girlfriend, AND you are an avid gamer?! How in the hell? Teach us your ways!!
slayertack 19
No Twix either, you are truly ******.
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Comments (107)
yoyoyowhatup 11
You should have said "It's not the jeans that make you look fat".
chrisp87 11
Wow, you really need to get out more it's bad how much control video games have. Toy definitely need to get a life or at least find a hobby and I'm not talking about building up your gamer score on Xbox.
interesting33 37
If they actually do make her look fat - then you have a problem. But if they don't - just say "of course they don't - you look great Honey!"
charvisioku 22
I'll never understand the whole "Do I look fat?" "No" "ZOMG you're lying!!!! :'(" thing. What? I mean... I understand that you might want to make sure whatever you're wearing is actually flattering, and the best way to do that is to get a second opinion. But if you're going to be a dick when the guy says "Yeah, it's not very flattering" or "No you look great", why even ask? That just sounds like a blatant attempt to pick a fight... stupid. I can't blame you for panicking if your girlfriend's that kind of person, OP. Try saving BEFORE the battle next time though.. I've never found a game that lets you save right before the dragon starts breathing fire ;)
CarouselHeart 11
Maybe she was just trying to get you to pay attention to her as opposed to your videogames. YDI.
mrsVoltzie57 12
I hate it when girls ask that question unless they want an honest answer. I ask my husband because I genuinely want him to tell me if the jeans make me look fat so I can go up a size or change style. I would never be mad if he was honest
mikara08 17
No need to save. Just say no. Mission accomplished, achievement unlocked.
foisted 6
Your a idiot
Kimberly_Isabel 7
There are no saves or continues in life. But there are retries.
blutigenbonbon 10
You should get a ******* life. You idiot. Although I'm not talking about the video games- I'm talking about you being a douchebag.