Kids: Treasure hunt

Treasure hunt

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of two years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

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By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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xNatsuki 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

Your sister is so cute. YDI for bragging.

Say_hi 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Lol! That is funnier than crap. Poor you. :P

Comments

Nightfallz 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:45

ydi for bragging about losing your virginity. how is that anything to brag about?

kaelendra 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:46

YDI for bragging and talking bout it on a phone anyone couldve picked up and heard the convo.

acd23 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:49

Maybe the OP called it her V card while talking to her friend, so her little sister was looking for a card in her purse with a V on it. Haha, that would be so adorable. Little kids are so funny sometimes.

debbiedowner2 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:56

YDI for bragging about it like you won the lotto. Why is everyone in a rush to lose it all of a sudden?

razorgenius67 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:01

ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A LOST VIRGINITY IN ISLE 69 lmao!

hahaalolz 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:53

win bout the 69 part ;)

jlynn91 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:01

YDI for either A- being old enough/mature enough to lose your virginity and still living with your parents, or B- not being old or mature enough to have sex and seeing losing your virginity as some kind of accomplishment rather than something meaningful.

itschris 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:10

Ydi for bragging about it. Who wants to hear someone bragging about losing their virginity I hope your mom beats the crap out of you.

youngboss_fml 2

Friday 14 August 2009 2:11

you should have lived 100 years ago

youngboss_fml 2

Friday 14 August 2009 2:14

( NUMBER ELEVEN)

Paige_Nicole10 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:12

um why we're you discussing this on the phone? are you an idiot?? (hmm rhetorical question, because the awnser is obvious that you are) and second why do other girls brag about this? i mean its such a private matter i cant believe you would just call up your friend and discuss this. anytime anything sexual happens between me and a guy i would only tell my closest, most trusted friend: in the deepest of confidence, in person. and this usually happens when i just need some advice or a sounding board. because (even though you may think it is) it isnt a cool thing to bragg about, and isnt going to make you popular.