Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
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Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
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Shallow_Padentic 0
Like you didn't do that on purpose.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
You deserve it. You probably should have checked yourself out in the mirror first. I have to agree with Shallow_Padentic: You most likely did that on purpose.
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shirvon100 0
thats totally awsome
kcslgvr 11
At least that guy was nice enough to tell you that your dress was see-through. Most people are too embarrassed or scared to go up to someone who is having a wardrobe malfunction. Still sucks a ton, though : (
tenthmuse 0
WalMart, there's your answer.
dedalus_fml 0
and the problem is??
ohnoyouDINT 0
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lui2189 0
sick!
deaditegirl 0
YDI for not knowing how to dress yourself. And for feeling good about yourself whilst in Wal-Mart. And for being in Wal-Mart.
giganticbrain 0
I agree. Completely.
dramadery 0
Just another typical trailer scene in Walmart.
9az00 0
You "totally" deserve it!
Nakedsquirrel 5
I once saw a woman in her 30s wearing one of those things, a sundress made out of some really thin material that was easy to see through. She was wearing a bikini underneath it though and a straw hat, so she was probably just headed to the beach. I remember it more because this woman was freaking GORGEOUS. Turning my head to look once just wasn't enough. Whatever she did to form her body, she earned the right to wear that clothing.