Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
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Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
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Shallow_Padentic 0
Like you didn't do that on purpose.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
You deserve it. You probably should have checked yourself out in the mirror first. I have to agree with Shallow_Padentic: You most likely did that on purpose.
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hatarou 0
OMG you were that girl at the store kudos for havin a nice ass ya FYL most of my friends saw you
sarahvalasco 0
i highly doubt you saw her seeing as how you live in florida and she lives in connecticut
speedracer_1 0
your name was pretty clever. lmao. emBAREassed. i get it. haha.
iceman48_fml 0
haha, yea. It would be perfect if her name is Emma or Emily. Em-bare-assed
CDS09 0
agreed, she at least gets clever points
passionateplea 0
You totally deserved that. There's this thing called a "mirror" and you use it to look at yourself before you leave, for this very reason. You should invest in one.
Amandizzle 0
YDI Did you look in the mirror b4 you went out? ...You knew what you were doing.
plexico 3
Feeling good about yourself walking around in Wal-mart? I feel a deep sense of shame when I walk about Wal-mart thinking about all those Chinese children working for pennies all so I can save a few bucks. Even if I had ultra-ripped abs, I'd be disgusted with myself for making those poor kids into slaves. The good thing you did is provide mental imagery that a lot of the male Wal-mart customers will use for masturbation later today. Shame!
tapoutORpassout 0
i will say nothing to this but WOW! kind of stupid lol!
UncleverName_FYL 0
"Even if I had ultra-ripped abs, I'd be disgusted with myself " LMAO what does have to do with anything.
plexico 3
The OP was feeling good about how she looked, especially her body. I was just saying that even if my body were great, walking around Wal-mart gives me a sense of self-loathing.
nofmlstories 0
**** you, not all chinese people are dirt poor you stereotypical mother ******. We don't work for pennies just so YOU can save a few bucks, in fact, a lot of chinese adolescents become extremely successful in the future. Take Jackie Chan for example, look at how famous he is. Maybe some children do but even if they do, it's not for YOU. It's because they're forced to, and they've also been given fake IDs proving they can work when they are clearly under the age that they are granted permission to be allowed to work by the government. By the way I'm chinese. That is why I take great offense to this.
nightswimmer 0
hmm... YDI for shopping and/or supporting Wal-Mart
SuperSpore 0
Some people like to save money, you know?
de_fenestration 0
Clever nickname. But did you *really* not check before you left the house? You should be more cautious about that.
Chfanfiction 0
Hey! This was from Questionable Content!
rocketbest 0
It happened once and I told the girl that was an ugly ass
lcsun69 0
Ah, the glory of Walmart. Getting numerous 'looks' from Walmart means nothing good, I wouldn't brag.