Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML
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kaitlyn520 13
This one time I noticed my brothers arms were shaved, which was really weird because he's a "macho" guy, and then I saw that my razor had all these super long black hairs in it... So I confronted him and he completely denied ever using my razor. I don't know why people feel it's acceptable to use another persons razor.. I think it's disgusting, because he had clue as to what I'd used it to shave. WEIRD. So I feel you OP..
CliffyB03 28
One time I went to go use my razor but it was standing up instead of laying down. So I figured it must have fallen and someone in the family was being nice and picked it up for me. Upon further inspection, I noticed men's pubes. Now if my razor is even slightly moved, I toss it and get a new one. I'm not playing that game.
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Comments (28)
Arshoo14 2
Every girl is talking about her own same experrience. So why don't you just simply keep you razor somewhere else...like in your closet?
HanBanana15 9
Yeah it's so irrational to not just expect someone will use a razor that's not theirs. Maybe I'll use my sister's toothbrush. I mean, it's sitting right there, it's not even in her closet or anything! Maybe next time I'll share a needle or something. It has the same health risks as sharing razors, but hey, that's fine right?
InfiniteSunshine 32
I don't think it's unreasonable that we expect people, especially family, to respect our things and not use a clearly personal item, even if they're left out in the open. What are we supposed to do, just hide everything we don't want others potentially using? I think it's better if people just not use other's stuff without permission.
mrBearBear 11
I don't get what's wrong with this. Do you not rinse your razor after shaving? Did he use it to shave his pubes? It's not like when you shave their hair gets pasted on to you. Just rinse his hair out and go on.
momac86 17
When sharing with others the best investment is a shower bucket you can leave in the bathroom that way you and others know what's yours and what's not theirs
Dean__Winchester 16
I don't see the big deal, really. Unless he was shaving his ass or something like that I don't see the harm, like just rinse it out or get a razor in a different color
Davros 12
were they curly?